Facial Decay

Some things about someone’s appearance are more noticeable than others. Skin is one of these qualities that really pulls the eye, even though you’re never really specifically looking at it at first glance. Take it from an expert, I would know. It’s something I once learned from a Colgate commercial, of all things. They had

From bad to worse

Can you relate?Sometimes I watch things that are SO painfully accurate for my life that I just sit there nodding my head: ‘Yup. That’sa me.’ And coincidentally: that’s recognition is VERY rarely a positive occasions. It’s usually the painful ‘Oh god. Preach.’ Iliza says it perfectly (and a lot more fun when you actually watch

When ugly wins.

We used to have a pug when I was younger and still lived at home. You know, one of those dogs with the scrunched up faces who look like they walked into a wall. Repeatedly. And I loved him. He was the wisest and kindest of beings I’ve ever met in this world. No trace