Resolutionizing – April

Four months gone of the year 2021. And what a year it’s been so far. The world is changing. Changing. Changing. We’re going from lockdown, to semi-lockdown to hopefully some sort of relative freedom in the near future. I mean – as it stands now (with our sluggish vaccination pace) I’ll see my arm poked

Mad trickster

I spent twenty minutes googling toddler toys today. Itty bitty piano’s that are sure to drive any parent crazy. Various animals on wheels that move in no way similar to any actual creature. Things that are fluffy, or tentacly or otherwise textured to facilitate adventurous little bastards (and undoubtedly end up getting chewed and drooled

Fuzzy bellies

One of life’s mysteries has been the topic of conversation with me and my friends today. You know, the kind of mystery that has been around forever but you never got around to solving, right? So. Now that we’ve concluded that we cannot find any decisive and undeniably correct reason….it is time to ask you

Double-Planning

Now. Let me start off by saying that I’m generally a very organised person. I am. There’s lists that I make for everything, and then some just to keep track of the lists – and in my house the locale of pretty much any item is predetermined, or narrowed down to three possible spots. My

Discrepancies

Todays blog is going to be a short little thing. Unlike the ones you’re used to from me, I wager, seeing as I have this tendency to WAY overstep ‘normal’ blog-lengths (although, all of you reading generally don’t really seem to mind). I can’t help it. I’m a wordy little bitch. And I just have

Hypocrite

‘I SO desperately need to lose weight!’ Above phrase has been a part of my life ever since my metabolism decided I was ‘big-boned’ (aka, not petitely built and using this as an excuse for excess). And it doesn’t even matter if it’s exclaimed as a phrase to a boyfriend you want to be gorgeous

Barbie-Perfection in Gross-land

Do any of you ever feel like they might be slightly more insane than the average person in some regards? Because boy, am I feeling like that right now. Again. I’m too lazy to check how many blogs I start in a similar fashion, but I’m betting it’s a lot. Todays topic? Sounds. Or more

No offense

Today I am offended. I am.Not at something that affects me personally, or that has any actual impact on the way I live my life or feel about myself – but because I take offense in the amount of offense people are taking in life right now. Cancel culture, if you will. You see, my

‘No’ goes a long way.

Work. Is. Crazy. This week. Well. This month. Well. This year so far.Where normally I’d be working on one or two big bids simultaneously at most – I’m currently engaged in 5(!!) and it is taking a damn toll on my mental sanity, I feel like. Mostly because, when compared to ‘normal’…I’m doing the work

Fearless – NOT!

We’re taking the Easter weekend as an excuse to binge all of the Jurassic movies that have appeared on Netflix. (And increasing my Zelda chances from non-existent to not-instantly-dieing) ((And putting kittens in a blender)) (((NOT AN ACTUAL BLENDER! It’s a cardgame, don’t worry))) But me…binging Jurassic Park? That’s surely something I’d never expected myself