What do you mean – you know it better?
What do you mean – you know it best?
What do you mean – your method’s faster?
What do you mean – it passed the test?
Don’t you know that I am wiser?
Don’t you know that I’m so smart?
Then why is it that when I am SO right…
You always take it so damn hard?
Would it hurt for you to listen?
Would it hurt just to comply?
Can you not admit it’s faster…
When it’s my words you live by?
Not that it really matters…
Not that I mind when you go slow…
Cause when all is said and done…
I fucking love saying ‘I told you so’.
Muahahahaha. Muahahahaha. -insert more evil laughter-.
Man, I’m a horrible person.
And I love it.
Zoewiezoe 
always a pleasure, reading your poems ! XD
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Thanks so much!
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Given A Choice Rather
Be Happy Than Right
HAha Sadly No Choice
Have A Nice Day Zoe WitH SMiLes..;)
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Different people different choices hahaha!
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HAHa not
Sure if
Ya Got
The Joke
i Have
No
Choice
Cause Right
Makes me Happy
Zoe and Happy
Makes
me
Right
JeSuS F iN
Christ Just
No Escaping
Heaven For Me me me😜
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Lol. So glad I’m a straight man, I tell ya.
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Why is that relevant here 🤔🤔🤪😱
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Because I don’t have to deal with straight men!
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Haha – they’re (sadly) not the only stubborn-as-fuck people out there 😉
I have plenty of non-cis male colleagues and acquaintances that this totes applies to too 🤪🙈
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Glad that I’m a guy in general then!!
What does cis mean? 🤔
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Cis means that you’re still the gender you ‘started’ with
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Lol, how on earth does it mean that? I never would’ve guessed! Thank you
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Get out of my head! Spot on…C
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High five!
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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Hey Zoe reading your post after long, do you actually say that errrr kinda hard to believe 🤔
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Hard to believe – why’s that?
Haha!
I am a total ‘told you so’ lover
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Just hard to believe — I told you so..do you also say wait and watch before ‘I told you so lover’?
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How do you mean exactly xD?
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What I mean is does it go in a flow like wait and watch and then when you see things happen the way you said do you say ‘I told you so lover’ 😜
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Laughing here, thanks 🙂
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thanks for telling it like it is!❣️ laughing
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Oh thats funny! Great straight forward post and love the ending. Thank you 😊
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