One of life’s mysteries has been the topic of conversation with me and my friends today. You know, the kind of mystery that has been around forever but you never got around to solving, right?
So. Now that we’ve concluded that we cannot find any decisive and undeniably correct reason….it is time to ask you all for your wisdom.
Why.
Why. Why. Why – dear people…
Why…is it that guys always have a little ball of lint in their navels…while girls do not?
I used to think it must be a hair thing. Guys tend to have hairier stomachs..aka…things get stuck and fluff gathers. Makes sense right. But then. THEN. Then I dated smooth as fuck boys who still managed to have that fuzzy belly fluff, regardless of the hairy state of bellies. So what IS IT.
Do guys not know how to shower as well as us shiny perfect primped and precious ladies? Is it a magnetism thing? Do the fluffs grow in there instead of gather?
WHO CAN SOLVE THE FLUFFY BELLY MYSTERY?
Zoewiezoe 
Haha! I have a fuzzy belly and I’m a lady🙈
I think it’s just nature, though.
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Nooooo….myth busted!
Now I live in fear of growing my first belly fluff myself!
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Life requires a few mysterious things. Belly fluff and nose hair are just part of our male sex appeal 😉
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Oh. I guess I missed that memo 🤫😈😈
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Alien abductions.
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Obviously.
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We have specially made shirts that promote lint in the belly button. Just one of our many method’s to confuse and confound the opposite sex. And if we haven’t worn a shirt all day we go to the closet just to get some so the mystery will deepen for you. Plus it keeps the focus off our many other faults.
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Consider me confused and confounded 🤭🤭💥
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It’s not showering. I clean mine out while showering and it’s back by the end of the day.
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Oh dear – that just makes it even more gross then!!!
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If you’re even a little overweight (I am at the moment), the fluff appears. If you’re not, it doesn’t. I’ve noticed the correlation a few times 🙂
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Sounds like a theory that might hold true!
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i Asked A Lesbian
Friend For You Not
Kidding She’s Washing Her
Car in My Neighborhood
Now She Said Obviously
She (You) Haven’t Delved
Into Enough Women’s
Belly Buttons
For Peer Reviewed
Empirical Study Zoe
Per Gender Difference
In Belly Button Lint That’s
The Blue Pill Answer The
Red Pill Answer Is Sugar And
Spice Women Tend To Clean
Nooks And Crannies Cooking
In ‘The Kitchen
Better Than Men
That’s my Wife’s
Answer i Don’t Even
Have To Ask As
Her Belly Button
Is Spotless And After
31 Years Of Marriage
There’s
No Proof
That She’s
Used “The Powder Room”
Not Even Any Applications
Of Make-Up As There Is
No Before And After
Her Studied
So Far At
Least i Will
Continue Pursuing
This Study Of The
Origin Of Belly Button Lint 👨🏫
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Hahaha. Your friend is on point!!
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Yes i Am
Also A Lint
Inspector too Hehe 🙃
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This is hilarious, love all the reasons given as to why it is there too. Great question my friend. Love ❤️ Joni
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I’ve a girl with lint in my navel. Wonder what that says about me. 😅
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I suppose with two linty ladies…that part of the theory is debunked 🤔🤭
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Smooth fuck boys…what could be worse!?
I reckon it’s a combination of factors— fatness, hairiness, the clothes you wear, cleanliness. It’s interesting you posted about it though because I recently started getting this having never had it in my life. Three recent changes which could all be factors— strip-washing in my room to avoid communal areas of the house, washing less often, wearing cotton vests. I have a hairy belly but managed to avoid fluff before! I never understood what people meant by it, lol.
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Hmmmm…. cotton vests definitely sound like fluff inducers!
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Why did I share so much TMI…😆🤦♂️
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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