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In short!

It’s official. I’m turning into one of those porch hag old bitter ladies. You know the type, sitting in their rocker, looking out over their tiny front yard and angrily shaking their fist at the youngsters passing by al raucously, skirting too close to her gardenias.

Now, with my talent for killing flowers I obviously won’t have gardenias, but I’m starting to really get the hang of the excessively angry bitterness for no apparent reason. I should get to work on a quilt to put over my old rickety legs. But I can’t sow either. Dammit.

Him:Hey Z.!

Right there. Right then. Instantly done. Two words. Or well. One word or a letter was all it took for him to instantly get discarded to the bin of ‘nopes!’

I mean, I gettit. I really do. We all stem from the era of Madonna being shortened to Madge. Rihanna turning into Ri-ri. J-Lo. X-tina. And JB really turned us around. We’ve lived in the worlds of Brangelina, Tomkat, Kimye and the likes. Messing with names just for convenience and parlor tricks is a thing. Apparently. And though I’ve definitely been guilty of using shorts every now and then – you don’t know what it’s like to see my name reduced to one single letter.

My entire life has been lived in a world who conveniently slash out most of my name already. Which is fine, seeing as being called ‘Zoë-Amber’ takes me straight back to a childhood where full-name-use instantly indicated ‘I’m in TROUBLE!’. People calling me Zoë is my preferred tag (although I respond equally well to my gamertag Linqy, or Amber, or any other variation of the two).

But in the end -> my name is Zoë-Amber. And even though I spent a large part of my childhood cursing the ‘specialness’, these days I appreciate it all the more. It’s much easier to be remembered if you’re not one of the three (or four) letterclub. Suck it Anna. Max. Kim. Tara. Suck it!

So when you have the audacity to swipe me right on Tinder and then butcher my name to a single Z. without even knowing anything about me? You’re out. I’ll mourn the loss with a glass of extra bitter lemonade on my porch, an old and very single young lady, shaking my fist at the single-letter-couples out there.

Rant over.

36 thoughts on “In short!

  1. Bitter lady , well maybe, but old is never a word i would associate with you when I think about you or see your latest post, in my eyes your still young , beautiful and intelligent, a independent woman who knows how to speak her mind, its always a joy to read your posts when i see them, you always bring a smile to my face ❤


  2. Boy do I agree with you, I hate it when people shorten my name. Especially when I am quite clear when I meet people what my name is and then they immediately shorten it. The worst is when they make you feel like you are being bitchy about it or childish. Stand your ground! haha


  3. I can relate. I grit my teeth everytime I introduce myself as Michael, only to have the person put out their hand to shake and say, “Hi Mike!”

    It’s amazing how I have any teeth left. Or that I’m not in jail for strangling some poor idiot soul to death.

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  4. Yep it’s Like
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    Yes “Z” Dear Some Touch

    Shallow Others Do IT Deeper 🌊

    How Deep is the

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    Is Truly Heaven

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    As Feathers Need not



    Wind To

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    In Breeze of Hot Nirvana🔥🥶🔥

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    No Lessons Just DIY…🥶🔥😜

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    Edging A Dance

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    Off A

    Precipice of Heaven

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    Create Equal🌊🎼

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    My Mother First

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    Jealous Fairest

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  5. Oh boy, another post with names…

    I had a teacher in high school who always took roll out loud, and he always pronounced my last name wrong. (Dennison is not my real last name; my real last name is one letter off from another common last name pronounced with a different vowel sound.) Two years later I had the same teacher for another class, and instead of always risking getting my name wrong, he just called me “Big G.” (I didn’t mind, I thought it was funny. And I’m about 6 feet 4 inches/190cm, so the “big” part fits.)

    I honestly think Zoë-Amber is a cool name. See, I like it enough that I even went in and put the umlaut even though I’m typing on a Windows PC and I had to open the Character Map. But it’s interesting that I should say that, because I briefly dated someone who had two first names (hers technically was her first and middle name, not hyphenated, but her friends who introduced us used it as a double name as if it were hyphenated) and given the way that turned out, one would think I would have sworn off all girls with double first names again. But I just think it sounds better that way. At that time, she was trying to switch over to going by her initials instead, but most of our mutual friends still called her by both names. And initials are weird, because some names as initials sound better than others. “AJ” and “JR” are cool names. “CW” and “HN” are not.

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  6. How about new tag;
    Zoe Hell on Wheels:
    who knows who would come out of the wood work then.. on second thought…..hey,not sure you saw my Heaven and Hell post on
    Fri-Yay funday( W.P.) hell posted yesterday and said 2 days ago.. you’ll love it i think. lmk

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  7. Z hardly seems enough. It’s not as if the names you go by are long or complicated.

    I go by Christopher, which admittedly is long. Even so, I’m saddened when others use the nickname, even when I haven’t used it in our introductions to each other.

    Sigh. I guess I’ll need a porch, too.

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  8. CHRISADELLA here…. and I feel you! I usually go by Chrissy and most call me Christy initially and I always correct them (“No T!”) because your name is something people should absolutely get right! It’s the first thing someone learns about you! 😌

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  9. Heh. It takes a lot for me to overcome my irritation at anyone who calls me Sue. It’s Sue Ann. I introduce myself as such. I sign my email that way. I also wrote a blog rant about that a while back! Suna is my alternative name. That’s fine. I want my two syllables.

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